Welcome, dear hot dog fan, to the official RUST LTD. newsletter.

You may be wondering, “I don’t remember getting newsletters from this company in the past.” And our records indicate that you are correct. You are as handsome as you are correct. Which is entirely. You are the perfect amount of all of that, and more. Like, you smell nice. And now that I’ve buttered your biscuits, let’s get down to brass tacks - down to business. The business of games, of rust, of hot dogs. And the business of why you haven’t heard from us in the last [DATE LAST NEWSLETTER WAS SENT]